This Sarong Is...So Wrong!
This contest takes wit and humor. The object is to make a quote, something good, for a picture posted. Now, if you think you have a great picture that would spark a creative mind to come up with a funny/witty quote to describe your picture, let me know and I will add it.
Please limit quotes to one-liners. You know what those are. and if not, go to my Jokes pages to see some. Please follow these guide lines, they are not rocket science.
Please limit quotes to
2 quotes per picture.
***After the picture has been up for One Week we will load up a new one and start again.***
EXAMPLE:
1. Your Name: "Quote"
2. Your Name: "Quote"
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Picture #36
[
Lothuriel] -
The two parrots had just seen a documentary on how to survive a bear attack;
Parrot on the right: "Dude the tv said to play dead, just do it, just do it"
Parrot on the left: "Dude, that was for
bears, bears dude, not eagles."
Parrot on the right: "Dude, we are so screwed".
[
TheRogue] You said if we pretended to be salt and pepper shakers they'd put us where the food is.. I can't believe I listened to you. Idiot.
[
Flisky] "This has to be the best backscratching post we've found yet."
[
Daisy le Fleur] "Really Margaret..I'm gone for 5 minutes and I come back to find you with this stiff's beak in your bum? Margaret are you even
listening?"
[
The Fuzzily Psychotic Llama is Dead] "Dude, I'm so high right now."
[
Surimia] Another warning when touristing in the country of Cockatielcagei
a, do remember not to doze off in public. One may awaken to discover one's wallet gone amiss, as seen in figure A here.
[Iske]" One day my friend, I will step into 'big eagle's wing-steps and... but for now I just keep on dreaming"
[LynnAnneBrown] "Don't worry baldy, another drink and he won't notice a thing."
[arthemis_] "Shush, if we hold very still, maybe the eagle doesn't notice us..."
[xXxDarkRosexXx] oh, gees, dude, don't look now, but the ugliest chick I have ever seen is standing behind us... No, no, don't look, she'll notice. Look casually... See, she's friggen ugly!
[TheRogue]Eagle: MMMMMmmmm... you has a flavor..
[Daring Silence]- *Bird in the back* "Damn it, Janet. I love you."
Stumble!
